Spinster Wirm

kinda wanna get my life together, kinda wanna get schwifty ✨👽🇵🇷

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

RIP to the loml 🖤

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

My other half 🐶

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

#NewProfilePic

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

I accepted a post-grad job!
🔜 Cole County Assistant Prosecutor

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

“Mi nombre es Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio y si hoy estoy aquí es porque nunca deje de creer en mi, tu también deberías creer en ti, eres más de lo que piensas" 🥹

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

atleast we have heated rivalry

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

The “framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland” is akin to “concepts of a plan” for healthcare

[chels @gremlingardener]

sorry but you’re never gonna convince me that caring for other people & not wanting them harassed & assaulted on our streets is bad. it’s a strange hill to die on & history will not be kind to you. fuck ICE

[pili @piprqvi]

“touching people making people gay” HELPSJSOSJOSJAUA
https://t.co/qWE9tUCr8E

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

🔥 this weekend 🔥

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

The evolution of my Ls

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

The last photo I took of my bestie 🥺 adjusting to life without you this year was hard.
Love you forever and always, Beebs 🖤

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

Started the year struggling with the BSS form
And now we’re here 🥹

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

In honor of the Diddy documentary coming out, I’d like to expose the gc name
Enjoy

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HAPPY SPOTIFY WRAPPED DAY FOR ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🎉🎊

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

Learning about MechaHitler in a Tax Policy course was not on my 2025 bingo card

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Bitch boy NYE

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

Singing up for my graduation headshot has me emotional af 🥹

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

Boycotting this season of LIB bc of the casting.
Not 1 granola bitch? Where’s the IPA binge drinker who bikes on the weekends?? WHERE IS THE WOOK?!

[Spinster Wirm @irmdaaworm]

I’m like 2 degrees off from the 75 hard challenge
Been doing 75 soft I suppose