Megan Irminger

Represented by: Next Management Worldwide 📸. I am why we can't have nice things. And also why there is no more peanut butter.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Having a BEC on a blueberry bagel is a crime.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Maybe it’s love, maybe it’s altitude sickness.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Younger me would be appalled by the amount of tea and oatmeal I consume willingly.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

The REI store makes me so happy, I can’t explain it.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

POV: it’s 7:40am and the man sitting next to you on your flight orders a white wine.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

I haven’t eaten pasta in a week because I’m about to go to Italy where I will be eating nothing but pasta. Is this dieting?

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Today every woman in America lost her reproductive rights. Rights to her own body. Rights to a decision. Rights to fix a mistake.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Escalators are not for standing. They are for walking. I said what I said.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

I’m gatekeeping being 30. This shit is dope.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Sooo your 30s is your sex in the city moment

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Girls wearing tennis skirts for “fashion” and not for tennis should be arrested.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Monday-Thursday feels like Monday.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

The fact that the train conductor just made an announcement that all passengers are required to wear shoes when moving about the train…

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

People who wear sandals in the airport…..why?

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

It’s only embarrassing if you’re embarrassed

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Eating croissants are an immersive experience.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

If I don’t have a handful of olives everyday, I will die.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Damn it feels good to be a gangster she whispered to herself as she put the popcorn on her bedside table and turned off the lights at 10:30pm on a Friday night in Miami.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

Adulthood is adding collagen powder to your soup.

[Megan Irminger @irmy27]

You made your bed and now you have to read in it.