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[nathan @irohsbrewery]

I just learned some tiddies are uneven. They should make swap-a-tit bras. Like if one is a diff size u can swap it. Idk if it’s alr a thing but yeah

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

I always take a stall cuz I love pissing w my booty out

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

I love my friend that call me unannounced but I also hate that your calling me while my dick is in my hand.

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

I’ll be asking myself… am I bipolar… but lwk… that’s just my conscience… also bi- means two, and there’s more than two bitches up here.

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

Him: “my whole family hates you”

Me: “that’s fine my friends don’t rly like you either”

Him: “idgaf what ur friends think abt me”

Me: “idc what ur family says”

Him: *goes through my phone* “UR FRIENDS WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME”

Wtf did u think they were gonna say abt u…

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

@Cher_bearzz 😝

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

If there’s one thing tha-at imma do.
It’s…. a number two

Icy shoes and a spicy lil fit
Take it off, cuz Imma take a shit.

Porta wine, Porta-pot, who is you
I’m the best bitch, catch the number 2.

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

I mean ig

[🍒 @Cher_bearzz]

Man wth 🧍🏻‍♀️

[aly @stranwberryes]

off bunda de homem é mais gostosa do que de mulher

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

@Cher_bearzz GIRRLLLLLL I NEED AN UPDATE

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

I can’t w my gay friends istg 🫩

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

It’s pride month and not one of my straight friends have sent me a thirst trap. Yall homophobic asf.

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

I’m so happy that I was raised understanding the fundamental necessity of the feminine energy in my life. It has made me a better man through and through and every time I feel my most authentic and loving self is when I’m around those who care and love each other. I love women.

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

@Cher_bearzz Resident good?? Girl let’s be honest

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

One of my hoes be scared to be a hoe. He always asks to go see a movie when he wants dick. Last time he pulled it out in the theatre. He’s scary and impatient.

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

@Cher_bearzz @betavwi Dead ah that’s the jacket im wearing rn

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

I don’t take any man seriously. If they can tell me what to do then I’ll do it. But if they can’t, I won’t.

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

@Cher_bearzz

[nathan @irohsbrewery]

@ScholzBa12191 @Cher_bearzz