Holy shit if anyone has 97 bucks lying around that they could venmo me, I'd send it right back to you. I just need to get my account out of overdraft to get my check. I'll suck you hard.
i have so many fucking opinions about my current profession right now and im desperately trying not to lobotomize myself with a fucking toothpick right now.
constantly clenching my teeth because im an ancient lovecraftian entity known as the fat stress elemental. don't know why they had to include fat in the name though.