Iron Mandy

RN. Dog Mom. Boring.

[Iron Mandy @Iron_Mandy]

@katya_zamo I usually greet my sister with, “Hello, sibling.” Or some other form of weird salutations… Like normal siblings do.

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waiting for oct 31 like

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

do you ever just freak the fuck out

[Lady Glaucomflecken (she/her) @LGlaucomflecken]

It’s irresponsible and unethical to ask people to help in such a brutal and traumatic way and then neglect to help them in return. #CPR #CPRandAED #cosurvivors #bystanders #layresponders #mentalhealth @American_Heart @RedCross @AviveSolutions @PhilipsHealth @HeartCPR @bostonsci

[Lady Glaucomflecken (she/her) @LGlaucomflecken]

Yes, everyone should learn #CPRandAED. But if we are going to ask people to perform such a brutal task, it’s imperative that we also provide them with the info and resources they need to process it mentally and emotionally. It’s traumatic and life changing.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I had an absolutely terrible thought, and so I searched for it just to be sure that humanity was redeemable but it turns out we are not.

[Iron Mandy @Iron_Mandy]

@Reichenfeels @wylo_ren The middle was a willing sacrifice.

[Iron Mandy @Iron_Mandy]

@Reichenfeels @wylo_ren Could also be the oldest, she’s getting to that age. Or maybe that was just me?

[Upside Dad @UpsideDad]

Parents: A friendly reminder that the creator of Caillou is still out there somewhere, walking around like he did nothing wrong.

[Iron Mandy @Iron_Mandy]

@kathryniveyy Same on my 25 bed telemetry unit. I think ICU may have had 1, but the ICU at my hospital is tiny, (6 bed.)

[Iron Mandy @Iron_Mandy]

@songbirdbristol @RebeccaLandsber @DGlaucomflecken With those ears, definitely part helicopter, but a danged ADORABLE helicopter! ❤️😍🥰

[Sarita Warren @sarahlizwarren]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but telling patients how short staffed your unit is, that you don’t have a CNA or how many patients you have is NOT a violation of HIPAA.

[chaRmiNg 🪄 @aox4nopmh]

actual nurses: help
y’all: “just scan your meds and don’t override and never work short staffed and never take an unsafe assignment and always triple check everything and be in 5 places at once! it’s simple! she is a criminal. if you can’t handle it don’t be a nurse ☺️”

[Iron Mandy @Iron_Mandy]

@abbystanton Can I pet dat yote!?

[Iron Mandy @Iron_Mandy]

@wylo_ren OMG! Where did you get it? I NEED one!

[Iron Mandy @Iron_Mandy]

@Kim_18Van Yeah. CDC changed guidelines because after the first 5 symptomatic days, you’re supposedly no longer contagious. Not so sure about that, but that’s the claim.

[Sarita Warren @sarahlizwarren]

We talk a lot about the mass exodus of nurses & on nursing shortages. We don’t talk enough about the mass exodus of CNAs & PCTs & the impacts on quality & timeliness of patient care. CNAs & PCTs have this crucial role in maintaining patient dignity. Without them there is none.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I don’t have kids so I wanna take my dog to the zoo. Why shouldn’t he get to see an elephant?

[Iron Mandy @Iron_Mandy]

@nicolconcilio My personal favorite is “shrekzy.”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

imagine not having anxiety ? that shit sounds peaceful asf