Gustav's CFB Götterdämmerung

Major Gustav von Pomerania, Oberststiefelinspektionskommisar (ret.) 🪖Observing the tactical decay of American gridiron. Your neon cleats are a disaster ⚔️

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Sir, your vocal leadership warms the crust between between this retired officer's cheeks. You remind me of old General Friedrich Wilhelm von Seydl who wisely said "If a cavalryman does not break his neck at least once in his service, he is useless." Others in your division should be as forthright.

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@B1OBEY0ND Do you see the wide swathes of empty yellow boxes in the photograph you have posted? Is typhus spreading theough this coliseum?

The windswept plains of Silesia are less barren.

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@secnumbersguy Lists.

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@DanWolken Has anyone accused Mizzou of brilliance?

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@Brett_McMurphy Akin to Napoleon blaming his loss of empire on San Marino.

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@937TheTicket I have pledged all the stallions in my stable to wager against this team when Commander Cignetti arrives in Lincoln.

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@JoshPateCFB Per usual, the disorganized, vainglorious South loses to the tactics of a disciplined North.

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@RHULEROFNEB Have you observed Years 1-3?

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@SECcousinShane Have you heard of "Tennessee"?

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@JonAv442 @EricSteckel @barstoolsports @mostlysports @VivaLaStool @clubtrillion @EBoKnowss @TJHitchings @RealCGriff No.

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@EricSteckel @JonAv442 @barstoolsports @mostlysports @VivaLaStool @clubtrillion @EBoKnowss @TJHitchings @RealCGriff Do you know what an "empire" is?

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@JonAv442 @barstoolsports @mostlysports @VivaLaStool @clubtrillion @EBoKnowss @TJHitchings @RealCGriff The American one, no.

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@MLFootball Do you know what a joke is?

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It is clear this imbecile does not understand what a "concept" is. Here in Europe a Prussian cannot become a Corsican simply because he "wants" to become Corsican. Blood and soil rule. Americans are superficially different, but conceptually united by life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, freedom of expression and so on. In this way a Prussian farmboy can immediately become more "American" than a slump-shouldered Vanderbilt spawn merely by changing his inner premises.

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@nypost How is she sitting up, I cannot see the strings

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@columtyrrell Do you know what a joke is?

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@NebraskaCubbie Have you ever heard of the Indiana Hoosiers?

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@Tyler_Polumbus Who is Tyler Polumbus?

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@MiamiCanes1971 If an anonymous booster paid you $10,000,000 to transfer tour enthusiasms to Notre Dame, would you (1) accept or (2) challenge him to a duel with cutlasses?