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⠀𝐭hat's ⠀pretty ⠀much ⠀the ⠀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 ⠀every ⠀time ⠀ i ⠀𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭 ⠀𝐮𝐩 ⠀——— ⠀each ⠀ ad͟v͟e͟n͟t͟u͟r͟e ⠀ is ⠀another ⠀chance ⠀to ⠀ ⎊

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ݁⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ IT’S ABOUT IR⚙️N &
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ https://t.co/5va9a0DwF5
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𖢻 ‍ ‍ , ‍ ‍ 𝑔𝐞͟𝐧͟𝐞͟𝐬͟𝐢͟𝐬. @cutfromcrystal]

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[‍ ‍⁽¹⁹⁷⁴⁾ ‍ ‍𝔅ᴱ𝙻𝙾͢𝚅𝙰. @belvdova]

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[‏ً @ironcages]

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twenty—eight coffees into the workday. sure, i can hear the walls breathing, but i’ve never felt better.
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does being recently divorced add or subtract aura points …
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@russkayas ╱ I MISS YOU SO MUCH!! 🥺 i haven’t been writing on twitter much these days BUT i would love to return….

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@russkayas @VlCKlVALE ╱ I LOVE YOU GUYS SO BAD???,

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https://t.co/BLEZa6d7Ac this panel sent me into orbit so. here we are.

[‏ً @ironcages]

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if you saw him leaving the local burger hut in bunny slippers, no you did not.
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[‏ً @ironcages]

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you’re about as capable of coming up with an original idea as you are picking out a decent suit. what is that? 2010’s ralph lauren?
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝘓𝘖͟𝘚͟𝘌͟𝘙. @BlGMOUTHSTRIKES]

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don’t flatter yourself. i’m very capable
of coming up with my own idea.

[‏ً @ironcages]

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said the man whose greatest innovation is 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 mine.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝘓𝘖͟𝘚͟𝘌͟𝘙. @BlGMOUTHSTRIKES]

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not much of a role model, eh, stark?

[‏ً @ironcages]

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well —— the world could always benefit from another stark.
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[‍ ‍* ‍𝓈͢.𝙸𝙽───𝑬𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑. @SPY13NGS]

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you Are the father. probably.
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[‏ً @ironcages]

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writer’s account: @sIadestrokes. 22. goes by ori / maeve & uses any pronouns. see my pronoun page for all acceptable names / pronouns / pet names, etc. https://t.co/55uzLJy9l9
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[‏ً @ironcages]

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oh, just ghosts of new year’s past coming back to haunt me. got some time to kill before my flight, though, so drinks are on me! … even for you.
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[‍ ‍ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 ‍ ‍ 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒍⁎ ‍ @siphonblast]

?????

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just got summoned for a paternity test in malibu family court! who’s down for drinks?
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