Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️

Profile with a very low signal to noise ratio. Programming, tabletop games, stupid + bad jokes.

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

@yburyug oh no dude :( I'm so sorry

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

The Mastodon Jargon Nerd vs. the "Fuck off, Mastodon Jargon Nerds" thing reminds me a lot of the old internet and honestly I think that's selling me on Mastodon pretty hard right now.

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

@ryanflorence I peek at https://t.co/TXJ5CDFhbv every now and again and think about doing a slimmer federated thing on better tooling but, honestly, yeah, it's so much work

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

@acemarke

[AVC @annevclark]

The reason unions are badass is if a billionaire walks into your office and starts demanding you work 12 hours a day 7 days a week to prove to him you deserve your job, you and your coworkers can legally make that one of the worst days of his life.

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

@SamuraiFoochs @ScaryTerry6998 @sunnyright @SimonWDC Haven't pollsters also been deliberately putting their finger on the scale of their predictions in favor of R since then because they're worried about being wrong again? Don't they also weigh against the favor of incumbents in midterms for a similar reason?

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

@ScaryTerry6998 @SamuraiFoochs @sunnyright @SimonWDC The poll is in the tweet, here it is - https://t.co/wTFIJHh9cz

It says that there's a dead heat in party affiliation, a 3% higher likelihood of "definitely voting" in R, and a 61%/34% split in "already voted", favoring D. It says D leads now, not that D keeps the lead.

[Angie Jones @techgirl1908]

omg @sarah_edo's keynote was sooo good. She put the JS framework wars to rest by covering how they all inspire one another and we should celebrate the advancements of all! #AllThingsOpen

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

@JakeHerrington This has been on my bookshelf for a hot minute but I haven't read it yet - https://t.co/ffzyzKqWZt

[Matthew Garrett (@[email protected]) @mjg59]

"No way to prevent this", say programmers of only language where this regularly happens

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

@kenwheeler Yeah, DID sounds great. I need to look into it more

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

tonight I found a magic switch that makes my whole rust project explode, it is this: !#[deny(missing_docs)]

[Tom Bloom @Orbitaldropkick]

still back on my bullshit

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

This is actually bullshit. You can create client side columnar data stores in c++ and maintain real-time sorts at 60fps for thousands of rows. And do real time autotune in the browser.

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

@byronwoodfork It surprised me a lot how much rewatch value Ant-Man has, I think it's the one we rewatch the most out of all MCU stuff here. They're just fun

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

Crimes of the Foofa

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

I think King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard are trying to DDOS music critics by just endlessly releasing albums until someone at PItchfork's head pops directly off.

[Joseph “Megadork” McCormick ☕️ @ironchamber]

Yesterday in my rust journey I saw this article - https://t.co/uZYTCPBElY and tried to figure out how they work. With a little help from someone on the actix-web team I grokked it. This is some serious, cool type driving.

[michaelgmunz.bsky.social 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @TheWriteMunz]

I read this book, and it was good.