connochieeeee

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[jesse @darthgordita]

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[James Harden @JHarden13]

I have to many beautiful women on my timeline right now. LMAO

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

boston asks the important question: what if a city wasn't walkable or drivable

[BON @Gresham2x]

White women humor b like this guy took a shit and didn’t wipe his ass after then he came inside of me that’s it that be the entire joke

[🌟Adri / Spoilers! @Snaqdragon]

Sometimes i wonder if im insane because i do Not find a lot of bjh love on the internet when this is like easily a top 5 god tier writing show. Like it is actually insane how good this show is

[cornelia @michaelbluht]

genuinely one of the best sitcom ever made when i was watching it there wasn't a single second where i was bored and intro was a banger too

[ali @probablyalissa]

Omw to make it eight

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw

[すけちゃん @AgingAnarchist]

アメリカ人やさしいからXで「ウチのバーベキュー食べに来いよ！」って言ってる人の家にガチで行っても大丈夫だと思う。空港まで迎えにきてくれるだろうし泊めてくれるだろうし腹一杯肉を食わせてくれてクリスマスには家族の写真が入ったカードを送ってくれる。懐が深いんだよ。カリフォルニア民以外。

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

Handsome single man in his late twenties can’t even join a pottery studio without having his intentions questioned

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

Tiger Woods next week

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

If I had tourrettes it would only cause me to yell productive things that help the community like information about local mutual aid organizations

[Książę DanielGirkinSalazar @DASalazarBLG24]

Moja głupia żona wywaliła się na łyżwach a ja jej nie pomogłem, bo jej nienawidzę

[retro @CourtneeHendrix]

Let a mf with Tourette’s be anti-Semitic they gon have that mf on a tour of Jerusalem by 5 pm that day