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[ironicjosh.bsky.social @ironicJosh]

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[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

🇺🇸 JOEL EMBIID TEAM USA GIVEAWAY 🇺🇸

With team USA’s first game being tomorrow morning, let’s give away another jersey!

To win:

1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24

Winner selected tomorrow night! Good luck! God bless the USA!

***IMPORTANT***

Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

PAUL GEORGE JERSEY GIVEAWAY

In honor of the @Sixers making the Paul George signing official, let’s giveaway some jerseys!!! 3 winners can pick a home or away Paul George #8 Sixers jersey in any size!

To win:

1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24

Winners selected Monday! Go Sixers!

***IMPORTANT***

Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

[ironicjosh.bsky.social @ironicJosh]

@graham_foley3 We all owe you a great debt. Thank you from your bartender at human robot.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

i’m an amc stubs a-list member

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Imagine looking into the crowd and he’s looking at you like this

[Q NO RAP NAME 🌧️🌧️🌧️ @qnorapname_]

ready for spring to officially arrive so i can replace this seasonal depression with a different, more complicated sort of seasonal depression

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

my boyfriend got the big Costco ham and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to him

[maddy 🦈 @m4ddyness]

Phoenix Suns players as Thanksgiving dishes: a Thread

Starting with the star of the show: Devin Booker as TURKEY.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

me at family Thanksgiving:

[I Think You Should League Pass @nbaleave]

“WHO WILL STOP THE CLIPPERS NOW?”

MRI machine:

[Kathleen @kathleenkatkath]

A sanctuary. A sacred place.

[Varun Kumar @vrkumar8]

Rent is temporary, drip is forever

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

“This Is Just To Say”
by William Carlos Williams

Plummy, plummy, plummy, plummy,
In the icebox, they were yummy,
You shouldn’t have left them there, you dummy
Nom nom nom nom nom nom!
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[ironicjosh.bsky.social @ironicJosh]

@serengetidave Need one

[ironicjosh.bsky.social @ironicJosh]

Sundays are for R&D — red zone and dissociating

[ironicjosh.bsky.social @ironicJosh]

Thinking about the opportunity to give an alien its first ever underberg.