bro.

while you were busy being heterosexual, i studied the blade.

[bro. @ironichat]

so you hit puberty huh?

[bro. @ironichat]

go your ass to sleep.

[davey 💌 @fuckoffterfs]

sleep? idk about sleep
its christmas time

[bro. @ironichat]

like, you straight up tagged a fella without even a forward slash of courtesy

[bro. @ironichat]

you do know i can read this right

[bro. @ironichat]

just looking for advice.

[bro. @ironichat]

we’ll see.

[bro. @ironichat]

i wouldn’t push that theory to the test if i were you.

[bro. @ironichat]

guess he’s into musk.

[bro. @ironichat]

yeah.

[bro. @ironichat]

huh. guess i’ll have to tighten up security, wouldn’t want any bad press leaking would we.

[meulin @KlTTYBlTCH]

(= > ω < =) < TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!

[bro. @ironichat]

you’d be surprised.

[bro. @ironichat]

sounds fetishistic. whatever floats your boat i goddamn guess, no stalking though. been there and back, doesn’t end well for the other guy.

[meulin @KlTTYBlTCH]

(=`ω´=) < I'M MEWR BIGGEST FAN! I LOVE MEW BECLAWS MEW ARE ONE OF MY GAY BABIES! H33H33.

[bro. @ironichat]

wasnt asking advice from a virgin kiddo.

[bro. @ironichat]

what the fuck are you.

[meulin @KlTTYBlTCH]

(=`ω´=) < HOW FURRY GAY OF MEW TO SAY!!!!!!!!! JUST ASK AND I'M SURE HE'LL ACCEOT! (ALTHOUGH HE MIGHT PLAY HARD TO GET BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE LOVES YOU.)

[bro. @ironichat]

no. soundproof your room.

[davey 💌 @fuckoffterfs]

do you take constructive criticism

[bro. @ironichat]

how do you ask the man who makes your kids lunches to suck your balls and spread his ass open like a geometry compass?

[bro. @ironichat]

who’s dave.

[bro. @ironichat]

bothering to check if he’d follow. you won’t show it, but man, he gets hotter every time he sees right through you.

[bro. @ironichat]

> you take note of the expression twisted on his face, dropping his hand at a moments notice to assert that nonchalant demeanor.

what kind of a safe driver would i be if i didn’t?

> it’s driving you nuts, even in every step you take as you’re walking to your bike, not ->