timothee chalamet in an iron lung

hey guys its timothee im in an iron lung

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

water please

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

why am I in a minons movie

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

i found my lost cat but he’s a sound now

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

according to the wicked and beautiful nurses, I have a body very similar to this inside of my lung

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

insta or snap?

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

I meant my repair man.

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

sandworm is the name of a Russian cyber whatever I didn’t listen to my friend

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

setting off fireworks in the hospital loud as fuck to scare children dogs and veterans

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

ten foot twenty the iron lung

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

there’s blood on my hands

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

so rich it hurts haha

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Wait what’s wit all this jorts hate?… They a cute lil park vibe 😩😂

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

i don’t care who you are im not gonna suck you off.

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

does anyone know why I don’t have a girlfriend? it’s not because of the lung don’t say it’s the fucking lung.

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

two sentence horror stories

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

i was almost an immaculate abortion

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

but instead i was just a scientific one

[💐 deer @mydeermaiden]

hi friends 🍆

more gentle: inch, press, ease, nudge, work, manage

more neutral: thrust, slide, sheathe, push, stroke, drag, fit, position, glide, slip, maneuver

more rough: slam, ram, push, jam, buck, drive, force, plunge, shove

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

i like to twerk after i pee so that the leftover pee molecules go on the wall behind me #BooCaughtMeSleeping

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

saw a guy who looked just like that one guy from SNL

[timothee chalamet in an iron lung @ironlungtim]

@timsironlung dude what’s your fucking problem dude.