Emeril is popping up all over my timeline, and I found out I could watch like 1500 episodes of Emeril Live for free, and so far the live audience has erupted in cheers for the following ingredients: jalapeño, garlic, salt, Kahlua, brandy, rum, beer, sugar, pork, and olive oil.
I tend to take an expansive view of what qualifies someone as a New Yorker but I must draw the line at someone who was born in, raised in, raised their family in, entrapped their brother-in-law w a prostitute in, and was duly convicted in a federal court located in New Jersey.
Movie pitch: a guy and his buddies try to get home from an IMAX showing of The Odyssey but take a wrong turn and get lost in New Jersey while the hero's wife is at home getting hit on by a bunch of horny guys whose party next door spills over into her back yard
Let’s talk about a thing called discovery. For him to file that lawsuit his lawyers would have to turn over said files proving his name wasn’t in them.
(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day
(3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides