Elizabeth Longname

Writer, Editor, Tutor, & Proofreader; lover of books, beauty, & beverages. She/her

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Today is #TransDayofRemembrance when we honor and remember trans lives taken by violence. How horrifying that a deadly attack upon the LGBTQ+ community in Colorado Springs should occur right before this solemn day.

Hate isn’t born in us. It is taught. It must end.

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

It’s #BannedBooksWeek y’all! Read the books they don’t want you to read.
https://t.co/T7XxEcHgdw

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

@pzlr - 😈, it means I’m back where I lived. - 👞, it means I’ve broken multiple weeding tools

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

@pzlr - Mate

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

@capitalweather Tiny flakes in Manassas now.

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

@VMMacchi @maustermuhle We moved from Cherrydale to Manassas a few years ago & have been happy. Got almost double the space in a brand new building for the same as we were paying in Arl. Sometimes we miss it, but where we are is better for us now — and way more affordable!

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

Some joy for the TL. Our friend Andy comes up with the most AMAZING costumes for his family. 🤯🦖

[Andy Powell @powellster]

#JurassicPark #halloween #Wheelchair

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

Our sweet pup, Murphy, is a rescue from @DCLuckyDog . If anyone's looking to adopt or foster, check them out!

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

DC residents looking to adopt a dog: @DCLuckyDog is evacuating rescue dogs that would have been affected by Hurricane Ida and bringing them to the DC area to find loving forever homes. Today, ten Lucky Dogs will be arriving in Arlington VA 🐶

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

@NPR Our little pirate queen, Murphy the mutt!

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

Our neighbors have been hosting a bridal shower for most of the day. They've reached the "sing loudly to old-but-good songs" part of the evening. My husband & I are sitting in our yard, having leftover pizza & wine from hosting a party yesterday & singing along. Perfection.

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

Dear men who think I want to talk to you when you lean out the window and yell at me when I go by: I do not.
Dear men who think circling around the block and pulling over will make me MORE likely to talk to you: It will not.
Kindly enjoy my death sneer.

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

My younger, hipper brother just informed me that Boney M's "Rasputin" has recently been viral on TikTok. I'm not weird for dancing to it on repeat at age 5! I was decades ahead of a trend! 💃

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

@basicallygoodra You are truly on fire with your creativity right now! 🔥 These are amazing!

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

Having grown up in El Paso, this hits hard. As much as ppl are tired of hearing about it, COVID-19 is not going away.

[Zack Guzmán @zGuz]

Texas's border town of El Paso went from having 3 mobile overflow morgues to 4 and now 10

The city of 680,000 now has more hospitalized Covid-19 patients than most states:

El Paso: 1,091
Massachusetts: 618
Nevada: 898
New Mexico: 423
Ohio: 656
South Carolina: 784

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

@pattonoswalt Don't send them here! Our squidlets don't deserve it.

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

Everyone looking for something to do in Alexandria should schedule a visit to our friends' new cat cafe! Social distance with some adoptable cats! #catcafe #alexandriava

[Mount Purrnon Cat Café + Wine Bar @mtpurrnoncats]

Mount Purrnon Cat Café Opening! - https://t.co/Ko4eKuVMWN

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

@dog_rates Our sweet #murphygirl snoozing & posing!

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

Learned from being at a dog-friendly brewery: our dog does not care from whence her pets come. If you are polite and sober, she will love on you. If you stumble up to her, plastered, and flop down to her level, she is 100% still on board.

[Elizabeth Longname @irrelephant86]

@pzlr Scare