Johnny the Ranter

Looks like War from from my TV Who's that WANKER.

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It's been awful actually, trying to say what folk say.

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We do need an answer with letters in the correct order.. #skynews

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wanker wanker Bastard Cunt Fuck me bum.. Is that tweet legal. #bbcnews @bbcnews will know language fucks bum hole bell end etc.. #ElonMusk , cunt with no cause but to be a fucktard. #censor me up the arse #words

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Amen.

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Can we all get back to being normal ? Or is it too late?

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and no holes in #BorisJohnson's right hand pocket. https://t.co/Xj15913NmI #BorisJohnsonSpermbank spread the seed.. (not in the @WhiteHouse .. erm sorry, I meant @HouseofCommons

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@elonmusk Trying to get everything into perspective. Limiting your brain a bit innit? #bbcnews will understand

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Well it's just a test.. I'm off to bed - I wonder what #ElonMusk is listening to in his massive super dollar brain. So there are no rules left anymore? *INTERLUDE* - https://t.co/0wsJfhN6K4

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Am I allowed to say wanker. If you disagree I suppose you have never wanked off.. It's soo boring.

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Other wankers are available.. #SaudiArabia is full of them. #WankerArabia

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#Wanker

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..unless they start doing it on #bbcnews..
Wouldn't it be nice to see @KayBurley with a ring in her nose ?

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I wonder what type of 'porn' the geezer was watching in the @UKParliament's not very hidden Inner Sanctum. Maybe it was #NakedAttraction (loved by women the world over) @bbcnews know. #bbcnews

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I have to make a declaration at this point (regarding what I find attractive) I don't think having a ring in your nose or tattooing your body has anything to do with personal attraction.

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That must be the Julia Brewery 'Lose weight by yacking fast diet.' Get those jaws moving - Nobody is listening anymore anyway.. Talk faster.. #bbcnews need to investigate this actually. It could spread @TalkTV #talktv

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#JuliaHartleyBrewer's mouth is a human tabloid mouth. She just goes on overdrive and vomits (on average about 100 topics in just 2 minutes) - #talktv @TalkTV Here's the theme tune - https://t.co/8CKD9kKxG2

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She does look a bit thin tbh..