irritating rash

[irritating rash @irritatingrash]

I hope you are all happy that it’s dark before and after work and pissing down with rain in between

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

This time is not Madonna, is not Britney, is not Michael Jackson. It is Miley.

[san andrios @sanandrios]

@SianThymes this is the only uk i acknowledge

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Teaser for Miley Cyrus’ new album ‘BASS PERSUADES.’

Out September 18th.

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i promise you i’m fun and all but there’s just this intense sadness that i cannot get rid of

[Pop Base @PopBase]

11 years ago today, Miley Cyrus released ‘Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz.’

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs! ;)

[sai @blueheartwy]

people are genuinely forgetting 2016 fashion, nobody was wearing neon pink and 2011 swag aesthetic, everyone was wearing bomber jackets, thrasher, adidas tracksuits and the skinniest jeans on earth

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[circe-pilled @drigbodoll]

there’s a war on divas

[Nolan Price's footstool @bpdwillgraham]

Tim Curry and Dolly dying at almost the same time is like a nuke was just dropped on the gay community

[georgia ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @vampirebuckys]

We will never have another icon like Tim curry again 💔

[Miley Base @MileyBasee]

The legendary Dolly Parton passed away today.

Let us pay our respects as similers for Miley’s beloved godmother and mentor of decades. May her soul rest in peace.

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[silv 🐴💫 @nirvancia]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:

I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke

[irritating rash @irritatingrash]

It’s not even work emails that are the problem anymore. It’s WhatsApp

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Jameela Jamil comments on Ariana Grande’s appearance in her recently released ‘Petal’ music video, stating that her outfit was designed to emphasize on Ariana’s weight for discourse.

“This poor woman is possibly dying right in front of us. This outfit is designed to accentuate the thinness for discourse. Her team are thoroughly irresponsible for not guiding her away from this deeply damaging image for her young fans to see so glamorized”

[💙ⓒⓞⓢⓜⓘⓒ🖤 @solarastar]

us chronic retweeters have suffered a tremendous loss

[irritating rash @irritatingrash]

@sexiestben Dreaming ab you 😍

[‎ياسمين @chebakiiia]

If you're quiet as an adult they kill you