superman ki bakwaas

no idea why I made this account

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Old Era: Sir, our quarterly growth projections are up by 7.8% due to high consumer demand and robust manufacturing.

New Era: Sir, the numbers are 7 and 8. We did the math, it is 56. If the shareholders ask for a balance sheet, we will accuse them of dimagi naxal.

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Onion price are up!!

Old Era: Bhaiya, one plate of hot pakodas and extra raw onions on the side, please!

2026 Era: Bhaiya, can I please get a loan approval for a half-plate of onion pakodas? Keep the onions purely hypothetical.

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

9.6% Hike in Onion Price yaani 9x6 = 54 Rs/kg mahanga!

[Dr Harsh Vardhan @drharshvardhan]

7.8 % Growth yaani 7x8 = 56

#ModiHaiTohMumkinHai

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

aaj tak has 24 million followers but not even their staff is watching live 🤔

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Dimagi Naxal ho ya KBC ka sawaal, dimaag dono jagah lagana padega. 🧠😂

Google pe Play KBC search karo aur dekho kitne sawaalon mein tumhara dimaag “under construction” ho jaata hai. 🎯

Play KBC. Khelo, socho, jeeto. 😎

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Jio का नेटवर्क, Airtel का नेटवर्क...
फर्क नहीं पड़ता।
Play KBC दोनों पर चलता है! 😄
Google पर "Play KBC" सर्च करो और अभी खेलना शुरू करो.
IPL 2027

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Agar TV dekhte dekhte tumhara shape unfold ho raha hai... 📺😂

Toh dimaag ko bhi chance do.
Search "Play KBC Mitron" on the web.
#UnfoldANewShape

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Gullu bhi khelega... aur jeetega bhi. 😎

KBC ka maza bina app download kiye, seedha browser mein.

Bas web par "Play KBC" search karo aur game shuru. 🎯

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Teleprompter dekhna easy hai...
Bina teleprompter ke sahi jawab dena asli challenge hai. 😉
Search "Play KBC" on the web.

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Education Minister badal sakte hain,
syllabus badal sakta hai...
Lekin GK ka ek hi rule hai 👇
Jitna kheloge, utna seekhoge. 🧠

#KBCParSochnaPadega

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Modi Hug Parody uncut
https://t.co/etEyMttXUw

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Modi Hug parody is the public’s Mann Ki Baat now

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

lagta hai ye Panauti ne tweet kiya hai

[Akhilesh Sharma @akhileshsharma1]

लगता है दक्षिण अफ़्रीका ही T20 विश्व कप जीतेगा। शानदार टीम है।

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

BREAKING 🚨

> US President Donald Trump to get Florida airport renamed after him as "Donald J. Trump International"

> sources say he is planning to rename US Supreme Court after him.

> He is mostly likely influenced by his billionaire friends.

> Fact check this

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Polystyrene drone by Galgotias University at AI Summit Delhi = peak jugaad-tech energy 🚀

So light a ceiling fan is a boss level.

AI-powered, eco-friendly, crash turns into modern art.

Can deliver 1 biscuit max. Truly disrupting gravity

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

all big actors copy this pose to earn

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

do u think as soon as Arnab gets 15 crore and he will stop asking questons?

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Arnab is clearly challenging AajTak, and 1000+ News channels

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

Arnab goswami these days
https://t.co/gCVzdL8hP3

[superman ki bakwaas @irrrfy]

context: Delhi anchors are fighting for 1000 crore 😂🤣

[Sudhir Chaudhary @sudhirchaudhary]

आजकल मीडिया में भी ODD-EVEN चल रहा है।
आज यहाँ कल वहाँ..