King Glorbold

Goblin King. Slayer of elves and torturer of wizards. Enjoyer of grand feasts, fun games and being worshipped by loyal subjects. Love hunting gnomes.

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

Kinda wild that a guy got kirked and his name was literally charlie kirk

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

There is a fundamental issue in that spellcasters have a *system* – spellcasting – as part of their classes. Martials don't have an equivalent to "new powerful spells being released", the closest they have is feats and subclasses which are much higher cost and casters get too.

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

You dont get many feats. You only get one subclass. However, you get lots of spells. A new powerful wizard/druid spell being released is a buff to all wizards/druids because they can all pick it at relatively minimal cost. A new powerful fighter subclass is a much higher one.

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

Evocation Adept breaks the game. It breaks class identity and balance. How are martials to catch up with this power creep? OP feats and subclasses that will only serve to monopolise their meta and overshadow their older options?

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

Profit incentives denote a need for the continual creation of new player content, and spells are the most obvious form that can take.

When martials get powerful new options, they come in the form of feats or subclasses, aspects of a build with a high opportunity cost.

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

Spellcasting is the most overpowered, game-breaking and problematic feature in Dungeons and Dragons

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

Sex is now outlawed in my kingdom and all of its territories. If I can't have it no one can.

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

Goblin sex involves a lot of evil giggling

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

[Goblin unhooking your bra] hehehehe... these are now mine...

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

@Jesteroftheland In truth I could not confirm

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

One time I was watching a porn and kept getting distracted laughing at this dudes tatoo that said DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR like bro calm down you're not a paladin

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

"But how could you get people to do certain jobs without capitalism's pressure?"

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

hype moments and aura

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

When I entered my stardew valley marriage I did not know this meant having a tradwife, emily get your ass back in the saloon this isnt a one-income farm!!

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

This should be very old news but if you champion bernie sanders you are a zionist parasite btw

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

@ThatOneWizards Counterspell + magic absorption + spell resilient + guarded mind + indomitable + L + ratio

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

"So at level 4 you get a feat-"

"FEET?!??? 🥰😍🤩🤩😍😋😛😛🤭🤭🤗🤗😝🤪😜😜😛😛😋😮‍💨😮‍💨😛😛😜😛😋😋😷🤤🤤😏🤤🤤🤤🤩🥰🤤😳😖🥺"

[King Glorbold @irulethegoblins]

@DevotionOath Send her my way