The woman wey give me 200 naira dey look front and back to see if camera dey
She think say na prank, she wan use 200 naira collect 100k🤣🤣🤣
Anyways, transport ti pe
Make I find keke
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I changed a single variable: My name.
Here is what happened when "Jennifer" became "Jeff."
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Nigerian Immigration Officer: Where are you flying from?
Me: Nairobi
NIO: What did you go there for?
Me: A conference.
NIO: What do you do?
Me: I’m a researcher.
NAO: So what do you study?
Me: Corruption.
Every day, we're trapped in the paradox of the "Schrödinger’s immigrant", a mythical outsider who exists simultaneously as a lazy welfare dependent & an unstoppable machine taking all the jobs(both skilled & unskilled).
The immigrant remains a highly convenient shape shifting scapegoat designed to explain away ALL complex, systemic domestic failures.
Keeping this paradox alive ensures politicians never have to answer for a decade of chronic underinvestment, flatlining productivity, & broken infrastructure.
That's me and my brother David.
This is me and my brother David. He is 16. He cannot swallow his own saliva. Please help us save him. Account below. 🙏🏽
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