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emmy nominated (not yet)

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big money

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This finals has made me so francophobic.

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The key to defeating your allergies is eating something so spicy.

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The way I express affection is almost identical to blind rage to an uninitiated observer and it has never been validated so the fact that it’s continued this long is a testament only to an ironclad I should probably change actually.

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It’s not enough for me to know my friends had a great day I need to have been piloting their flesh suit like a mecha.

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@AmicusParvus @DarializaforNY I am so fucking jealous.

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New character: Gossip doctor.

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@nkulw @OrangeFreddyG World where Zohran Fettermans himself and becomes a Fox News darling.

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@kenklippenstein @RepDean What’s funny is is she is not a Senator. You are hating from outside the club.

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If you are sick and stub your toe it’s double damage.

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Sexting, porta potty wanking, and extremist tattoo coverups: it's a big tent join the party! (wholesome)

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I see a screenshot from Hinge and I get a back to school type dread.

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The American propaganda machine is addicted to talking about D-Day that did NOT win the war.

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Knicks.

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I feel a lot of guilt for not being productive when I’m sick also I thought I had already gotten better turns out progress isn’t linear.

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I would rather he just say he got a giant check and a film greenlit or something. Do you no longer find joy in the process of discovery? The rest of your body of work is now suspect.

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Damn. Scorsese really needs help with his shots, huh? Embarrassing.

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@kyogrewizard @robardzr If you can just get 4 lessons from 4 different friends do that instead.

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@kyogrewizard @robardzr Too fucking much.

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@mattxiv

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I'm in favor of holding Zohran's feet to the fire but a few people trying to outflank him from the left sound insane. Like, yeah, he has to hire police. His commissioner budgeted for a lot and said so at a press junket. Did that inflame you? You are frothing at the mouth.