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[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

Happy Canada Day, hosers.

[🍀 @irydvia]

if I'm not allowed to have my stupid thoughts no one is

[🍀 @irydvia]

Yeah I like CCR:
Cool
Clear
Rwater

[𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔣𝔢 @mkultrawhite]

Living rurally:

[🍀 @irydvia]

I probably spend too much time on here but yall so cute when you're angry which is all the time

[🍀 @irydvia]

Even shitty derivative joke poems should have an internal logic, which this does not. Leaving the wheelbarrow out has nothing to do with filthy chickens

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

thinking about this delightfully furious poem by Mary Ruefle again.

[🍀 @irydvia]

@saturnalreturn Clay asks the question: can a plum cake make you cry (yes)

[🍀 @irydvia]

@fuckitwebol I just want 7-layer dip

[🍀 @irydvia]

@RougeMoonRising Her own way. I accept payment in trinkets from a pre-approved list

[fox @f0xlett]

a collection of some alien espeons I drew 🛸

[🍀 @irydvia]

@realcuckoosnest @MoMohler Yes I like to think Woody Harrelson would always make himself available for a goddess

[🫧 @sijuagain]

NO BAD DAYS IN JULYYYYYYYYYY

[🍀 @irydvia]

@anantigonegone 💯 the less time I'm in there the better

[🍀 @irydvia]

Million dollar idea: drive-thru dentistry

[🍀 @irydvia]

@BlossomDAO Yeah from all current data it appears the Martian Exchange will involve pussy flowing in the opposite direction of Terran male preferences

[🍀 @irydvia]

it's kinda impressive people still want to go to Mars even though we're now 95% sure there's no alien pussy there

[🍀 @irydvia]

@BlossomDAO Yeah the Perseverance rover has been running marathons fiending for Martian tail for 5 years now but no joy

[🍀 @irydvia]

@BlossomDAO Make it happen toots

[christian @ch_risco]

They’ve trapped and sealed me in the crystal again

[🍀 @irydvia]

https://t.co/VsLHtrHxFo