I once had a cocksucker buddy tell me some wise words. "Do things she would never do and he'll never forget you." Tell him his cock is incredible. Suck him off like he's a king. Explore his body. Once you put your tongue in his crack he'll never stop texting. Str8 service.
Dad had his buddy over to watch the game. Hours later, drunk & bored, talk turned to how good their wives were in bed. they started jerking off—until dad’s buddy slid between his legs and raised them. Dad frowned, confused, but too drunk to think straight.