eye aye

a lil dramatic n a lil chaotic. i am also very lil

[eye aye @is2cruz]

My therapist told me to treat myself today so I bought double stuffed oreos

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

I mean, look, i know all about the @taylorswift13 debacle. This is worse. @LSAC_Official knew exactly how many people signed up to take the test for many weeks. How incompetent. And then not to even let these kids know what to do at this hour. Even now, they still haven’t told them whether they need to wait by their computers still. Ridiculous. These people should not be administering anything.

[eye aye @is2cruz]

One slice of deli Turkey on my sandwich? @StarbucksCanada 🤨

[eye aye @is2cruz]

I spend one hour at the mall to catch up on errands and I end up getting scared of the youths

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

when I realize my future depends on me

[eye aye @is2cruz]

*meal preps*
*forgets to thaw meal prep*
*spends money*
*cries in poor*

[eye aye @is2cruz]

I am not for this adult life

[eye aye @is2cruz]

Everyone needs to stop sending me the jollibee opening up in cambie. If they don’t have the lumpia shanghai rolls, I don’t want it

[Wallie_44 @Iluvnectarines]

Confronted by traffic all day

[rico @somethinglovely]

today's vibe

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

nah these halloween costumes getting outta hand 😭

[miles bonsignore @milesbon]

Haven’t been online today, hopefully nothing funky happened! 🌴😎 🤟🏻#tuesdays

[meat @go_piss_girl69]

Dear Professor,

I cannot attend class today. There is a rumor going around that Ned from the Try Guys cheated on his wife, and I am simply distraught.

Thank you for your understanding during this trying time.

[coach 🎬 ted lasso spoilers @beardafterhours]

the try guys collectively firing ned for cheating on his wife is such a power move im sorry this is modern feminism

[eye aye @is2cruz]

I turn 26 and my body starts falling apart even more. How rude