Chris is not here

Like a madman, laughing at the rain

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

All I want is coffee, why do people keep talking to me?

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

@rittan_mori @SonictheRocket Could you please add me? I need one Tundra gift. Code is 6138 5012 8202.

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

@Unwise_Trousers @OT_Press Very noice. Looking forward to the release!

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

@reneewebs 100% agreed, thank you

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

@reneewebs really? I guess I am not so special after all.

[Dr Vivian Kahl @VivianKahl]

After 16 years as a researcher, yesterday I left academia. It wasn’t a vain or easy decision, but one that took me at least 2 years in denial to acknowledge I needed to move on. This afternoon I gave back my TRI badge and left #FrazerInstUQ. This is why 👇🏽1/20

[Caustic Cover Critic @Unwise_Trousers]

What do you call a Canadian threesome?

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

Because I'm sure absolutely everyone else is wondering this: The Cardinals' and Phillies' reds are similar enough that they share a Pantone shade (PMS 200 C) but juuuust different enough to have their own hex codes (#C41E3A for the Cardinals and #E81828 for the Phillies). Thanks.

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

Acquired: tickets for the 2023 World Cup! Three matches in Brisbane, including one with the Matildas. Bring on (checks calendar) July!

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

I am on a spam email list where every email starts with "Dear General," (as in "General Recipient List"). When I read them, though, I imagine myself as a WWII General, receiving dispatches from the frontline via email.

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

At school dropoff, with other parents:

Parent 1: "<redacted> had Covid."
Parent 2: "Nothing a 303 wouldn't fix."
Me: "What's a 303?"
P2: "You must be too young! It's a rifle."

No, sir, it is not my age, it is simply that I am not fluent in firearms.

[Ed Yong is not here @edyong209]

🚨I wrote about “brain fog”—one of the most common & disabling symptoms of long COVID (and many other pre-pandemic conditions), and one of the most misunderstood.

Here’s what brain fog actually is, and what it’s like to live with it. 1/

https://t.co/Gq8iylgfBr

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

Have you ever been curious enough to look up what you were doing ten years ago, only to instantly regret it? I have.

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

Just critically analysing the opening credits for Full House from every season. | http://t.co/zZfUEsKT | You?

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

Maybe *now* is the time to not be a colony any more?

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

@LarsTheWanderer "Kingy McKingface"

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

I know I'm not the first to say it, but episode 6 of #TheSandman is excellent. (So are all the episodes before it.) Watched it last night, can't stop thinking about it.

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

Hell is other people in Zoom workshops

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

What do you do when you're filling out a form in Word and it has checkboxes, only you go to check them and they're not checkboxes, they're squares? I just threw my computer out the window.

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

First day in the office for two weeks, for a variety of reasons. Cannot be effed.

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

@jameshutson Have seen surprisingly little chat about it in the online world, perhaps I am not so plugged in

[Chris is not here @is_chris]

@jameshutson I have watched ep 1 and loved it, avoiding watching too quickly so can wring every drop of enjoyment from it. I so desperately want it to be good. Will watch ep 2 tonight.