garlic girl 🧄

I am the cursed amalgamation of every woman I've ever though was cool. I am a meat sack piloted by spite + rage

[garlic girl 🧄 @is_it_pam]

my depression after i felt a spark of true happiness thinking jenna marbles was back for a moment:

[My Tweets Ricochet @tweetsricochet]

Girls when they stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror

[m ✧ @prmnckuaso]

omg the original mojo dojo casa house

[garlic girl 🧄 @is_it_pam]

paul rudd in the new season of only murders???? *chefs kiss*

[swiftie struggle tweets @swifferstruggle]

for rep tv taylor should release an extended cut of i did something bad with that rep tour intro.

[molly @molllllusk]

I miss four weddings. I miss four strangers with the ugliest weddings you’ve ever seen judging the living crap out of each other. nothing else on tv like it.

[🪁 @lomloutsold]

the hate she gets is 95% out of pure jealousy

[jamie @foodjars]

life is all about eating a fantastic meal with friends. that’s it. that’s the meaning of life if u were wondering!

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

how you don’t get tired of being alone?

me alone:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Lautner, his wife Taylor Lautner, and Taylor Swift recreate Spider-Man meme.

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

“He was a very positive force in my life when I was making the Speak Now album and I want to say he did every single stunt that you saw in that music video. He and his wife have become some of my closest friends and it’s very convenient because we all share the same first name.” _ Taylor Swift introducing Taylor Lautner onstage #TSTheErasTour #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[marissa @mastermindmaris]

Taylor Lautner’s speech was so special because he regrets not speaking up during the VMAs in 2009. This was his chance as the next time on stage with Taylor to speak up for her and it’s so pure that instead of complimenting her career, he complimented who she is as a person.

[berry @sckberry]

The concept of not having an obsession is so alien to me. Like the fact there are people out there who live a normal life without a hyperfixation that completely takes over their thoughts… I wonder what that feels like.

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

july is a big month for annoying people (me)

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Dear Barbz, I’ve been trying to find the right time to tell you this for a few days. Due to some really exciting news that I’ll share with you guys @ a later time, I’ve shifted the album date just a tad bit. Trust me, it’ll be WELL WORTH THE WAIT…but since I AM shifting the date just a tad, I’d like to give you guys a tiny SIP of some more album tea so that I don’t have to get cussed out 🙁 so…here it goes: 🎀
MY NEW ALBUM WILL BE RELEASED ON 11.17.23-

🎀 and she shall be called:
#PinkFriday2 🎀

🥹 I love you guys so much. I am so grateful for the years of support & love you guys have given me. At times maybe I didn’t even deserve all that you have poured into me. Nonetheless, you. will. love. this. album. I will give tour deets closer to that time, but obviously the tour will start around the first quarter of 2024. I’ll also share the REAL album cover at a later date.
💖🦄🙏🏽

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

june was supposed to be Pride but it ended up being Prejudice 😭

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."