Jefferson DingleKringle

this account is solely dedicated to pointing out things on here that aren't true

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@DeTahmineh Me when I lie

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@RachelZader Me when I lie

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@Garnet_2203 Me when I lie

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@RoyIsThaTruth Me when I lie

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It's that time of year where every college football fan really, truly believes this is the year

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How does Aaron Rodgers have a love life with the soft chin strap????!!!!

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Mfw I think about the protein power of almonds

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My actual account was permabanned by pre-elon Twitter so this will be my solo vessel for personal expression. Besides my classroom.

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Ryan Tannehill is my favorite Republican

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trying to figure out how I can sell third rate cosmetic packages and essential oils over twitter instead of facebook

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Now is a good time to remind all the people you forced to listen to episode 1 that new podcasts come out all the time

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Some choices photos by @jesseholland5 feat. Special secret guest Russell Westbrook

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Thanks to Ashley Haddock and @symmetery for being funny! LISTEN TO THIS FO REALS
https://t.co/SpRa5iXQ8j

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Tweet me your questions and they will be answered!!!! In the podcast. At me holmes

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The best revenge is talking to them about podcasts

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I'm J. Jonah Jameson but instead of Peter Parker, I'm yelling at myself to create more quality content

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@is_therapy oh wait I'm not Ashton Kutcher

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We want to hear about you worst dates #datefail and I'll read the best ones on tonight's show...
Oh wait I'm not Jimmy Fallon

Ya got punkd

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If I was educ. secretary, I'd create an "angst zone" filled with unlocked lockers kids could slam between classes. Just saying