“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”
“They say the Chinese started the Covid epidemic. But really it was me. I’d developed it in my garage and sold it to the highest bidder. Easiest $100 I’ve ever made.”