Mike Ross

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

[🦔 @h666ris]

Britain is slowly being colonised by flies and the media isn't even talking about it. Global warming is turning the country into a nest for annoying fucking insects

[1MIXUPBOSS @treyfive_]

Ok and the bed feel empty because it’s not you

[if Larry David was a Black Attorney @ChiefShif_]

I’m tired of other niggas getting the dummy hoes and I get the ones that send me my tweets at 5am!

[Mike Ross @isaac__ldn]

@OmarBerrada AYO DERICK!!!

[𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 @TotalVilla_]

Tottenham Hotspur have placed a £30m valuation on midfielder Pape Sarr amid interest from Aston Villa 🇸🇳

✍️ - [@SportsPeteO] #avfc | #thfc

[Adam 🇵🇸 @sad_pali]

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[Mike Ross @isaac__ldn]

This gonna be the greatest two weeks of your life twin 🫡

[shakur ひ @38VVS_]

Started talking to a girl yesterday and she’s already sending me instagram reels

[ꫂ ၴႅၴ @bobablaster67]

thanos was right i gotta get my dick sucked

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[③ @zurskiii]

A nigga will hit you with the hardest punch you ever felt and somebody gon yell out “let em fight!”
No please call the police actually

[mike @mikeisaspider]

ur in her dms and im also in her dms man she really doesnt like us huh

[Mike Ross @isaac__ldn]

@OmarBerrada ayo Derrick

[🇨🇩🇸🇱 @8Flavs]

Dayann Methalie (20yo) Toulouse - LB [LWB]

[£4.63 @BornWithCTE]

Look at the questions sin has created

[Mike Ross @isaac__ldn]

Widow’s Bay…sir Apple TV you’ve done it again 🫡

[museofthesun @solarystix]

They want husbands

[Ruben Amorim is a donkey fc @RamChar33481435]

Marcus Rashdord not tracking back and Mainoo being weak off the ball is the reason why Milan are getting ripped apart here

[Kristen @Kica333]

Since summer is almost over here’s a list of all the places I’ve been able to afford to go:

1. Home
2. Work

[Cha$e @ChasingCapital]

Canceled the date and sent the money to my lil sister instead

[Deelulu @yappadoodledee]

Ngl coming home after a 9-5 to kids would piss me off

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Ideal relationship:

[Neet @neet_sol]

intern just asked our boss if having nothing to do is normal