Isaac Back

Puns

[Isaac Back @IsaacBack1]

@JordanBo_3 @timmybrenden Using your bare hands is just more authentic ya coward

[Isaac Back @IsaacBack1]

@ChrisRBarron Stunning AND brave

[Isaac Back @IsaacBack1]

@TrevorJonathanL https://t.co/y8rIC9hNUr

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Concentrated power has decimated the House and made legislators into actors. Here’s how many votes have been allowed on floor-offered (not prescreened by speaker) amendments by year:

2011: 414
2012: 153
2013: 61
2014: 96
2015: 94
2016: 29
2017: 0
2018: 0
2019: 0
2020: 0
2021: 0

[idk man @ianiskool]

can't believe it has come to this

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

In the past 72 hours we've learned:

1. Trump knew Putin was hunting our soldiers.
2. Putin successfully killed our soldiers.
3. The Admin. knowingly sold faulty anti-body testing kits.
4. COVID-19 had its largest ever single day cases.
5. Trump tweeted a "white power" video.

[Isaac Back @IsaacBack1]

@realDonaldTrump Narc

[DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸 @DeAnna4Congress]

For the #TrumpIsNotADoctor crowd...

Bill Nye is not a scientist.

Greta Thunberg is not a climate expert.

Hillary Clinton is not a President.

AOC is not an economist.

CNN is not a news network.

Joe Biden is not winning in 2020.

...and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

[Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__]

Nobody:
Joe Biden:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If this doctor, who so recklessly flew into New York from West Africa,has Ebola,then Obama should apologize to the American people & resign!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TOUGH GUYS FOR TRUMP!

[Covie @covie_93]

Trump: "I never understood wind, I know windmills very much, I've studied them more than anybody...tremendous fumes, gases are spewing into the atmosphere, you know we have a world, the world is tiny compared to the universe.."

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

You can obligate yourself for crippling amounts of student loan debt between the ages of 18 & 21 (unlike other debt it survives bankruptcy),

BUT with the passage of the omnibus bill last week, it’s illegal to sell cigarettes to adults between the ages of 18 & 21.

What the hell?

[Isaac Back @IsaacBack1]

Ive been saying for years that making all government positions min wage is a good solution cause then thered be fair min wage and only people who really wanna help will want the jobs

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If members of Congress were forced to live on $7.25 an hour, the federal minimum wage would be raised immediately.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Nebraska sucks

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

It was harder to beat the refs than your football team @BarstoolHusker

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

Keith Duncan called game. | #Hawkeyes

[Isaac Back @IsaacBack1]

@quenblackwell Not liking meatloaf