Isaac Baranoff

Author of Gothic fiction. Hard at work on my second novel.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

I spent 10 years writing A Mouthful of Blood, a #GothicWestern that tells the story of an #AfricanAmerican #vampire bounty hunter's revenge. Order here: https://t.co/drUtAXewOA

#DarkFantasy #VampireFiction #HistoricalFiction #WhatToRead #MustRead #SpeculativeFiction

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@WillyMacShow Horse, the peter is here.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@nypost Predator actor appeared in a movie called Apex Predators. You can't make this up.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@nypost

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@shitpost_2077 SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@Redvgk @bleedingcool The hypocrisy was the worst part.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@messedupfoods

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@nypost It would have been better if 311 hijacked the weather broadcast instead. Investigate 311!

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@CabotJasper

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@CoveredGeekly BEER GOOD! NAPSTER BAD!

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@RealestMemes_ He's Bobbing his Sponge.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@bennydeez1 @samslamdunk Did you see History of the World Part II? That was the only thing I've seen her in.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

If anyone asks how good the Liam Neeson rebootquel of The Naked Gun is, you can always tell them it's the fourth best Naked Gun movie.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@King__Julian7 I've gotten DMs on here and Bluesky from random ho accounts saying they've got nudes on their OnlyFans. I block them.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@NosCalanGaeaf Every day is Halloween

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@shitpost_2077 And here we can see all of Justin Roiland's most famous characters in one room reacting to the news: Petah Griffin, Flying Blue Pony, Blue Pokemon, Morty, Art Garfunkel, Bluey, Turkey Tom, Orange Pokemon...

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@TheMuppetPastor The Police can replace Sting with Reggie Hammond.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@nypost Afroman has a new song to write about the police.

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@messedupfoods Local man pictured here:

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@messedupfoods

[Isaac Baranoff @isaacbaranoff]

@nypost It's the Cobras vs. the Panthers all over again!