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23, Radiation Physicist, plant lover and gym rat.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Imagine you wait all summer for first away day and 40 mins in you see an entire stadium do that fucking mauled by the tiger’s thing at 2-0 down, my head would reach temperatures never recorded

[k❤️‍🔥⁴⁷ @kwandsssssss]

hull are going to do unethical things to donnarumma off set pieces. they can’t televise that game

[Charco @charcoded]

the problem with drinking 2 beers is that they then force you to start doing cocaine and you’re not allowed to sleep

[Hull City @HullCity]

Don't say it...
Don't say it...
Don't say it...

...MAULED BY THE TIGERSSSSS 🐯

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic

[VCreateArt | CEO of Victini @VCreateArt]

Yknow what yeah idgaf if my favorite is a mythical! That's MY LITTLE GUY

[Skywarp @TeleVis81404869]

La Lic. Avril Lavigne resulto ser una tremenda milfota, con mucho gusto le aventaba unos al utero todavia pq rellene su panzanocha.

[BlueJay @them_failure]

Sorry about mahjong last night, I kept hunting for the four white dragons and let my passion create a fifth

[emilia @probmold]

you’re in his dms i’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top she’s got a body like an hourglass it’s ticking like a clock

[apartment9☆ @apt9charlie]

Crystal is my favorite game in large part bc the sprites are perfect and it was my first pokemon game

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

@comfycozylamb HUFFING HER BUSH I CALL THAT A BREATH OF THE WILD

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

they banned me from the 7-eleven alleyway for convincing 2 homeless guys that morrowind actually happened

[miles @milesdotgov]

(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you’ve made him all fucking messy, and he’s soaked… goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too… What the hell is wrong with you?

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

*realizing I've gone soft mid ride*

ah shitshitshit I'm so sorry, no no its fine I got it I just need you to lift your hips up for a sec

*grabs my snake charmers flute and proceeds to play a maybe culturally insensitive tune*

[JellybackJoe @JellybackJoe]

dreaming of the past

[🍝Ale @UomoPolpetta]

"Petra is a bad name, why can't we name her Penny?"

Sorry but there can only be one Penny Parker and she voices all your favourite Deltarune characters.

[Egg @Egg3ggEgg]

unova

[John Smith in SF 16-22 @johnsmithyson0]

No darling, I don't have dick "game". Women's pleasure isn't a fucking joke to me. I have dick strategic initiatives. I have dick KPIs.