Rascal P. Stephens

#BBN #DaBears

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

if i was an nba coach i would simply tell my team to never turn the ball over, never miss a shot, and never let the other team score

we would be unbeatable

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

@ZaslowShow you know about that Alcove? https://t.co/dRypZ5hsxQ

[Zach’Dib @zmullis]

Why did Bob Costas say that?

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

THANK YOU! Gets on my damn nerves when dorks act like you’re weird for wanting to interact with other humans

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

why

i like talking to people more than i like talking to computers

get some friends it’s cool

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

@KySportsRadio did Rich say see ya later at the end of his radio hit because he knows you got the weekday job?

[Netflix @netflix]

Everything is fine and everyone is calm.

BIG MISTAKES follows two deeply incapable siblings who are blackmailed into the world of organized crime. Now Playing.

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

When UConn is down 19. They’ve got you right where they want you.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You have to be extra positive your breath doesn’t stink to get this close

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

The dopamine rush you get from being the first yard on the block to mow at the beginning of of the year is like drugs for a middle aged dad 🤘

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I’m at the point of the week where I’m thinking maybe I’ll just win every one of my March Madness bets. Nothing better

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

⁦@SheaSerrano⁩ https://t.co/FDho1Zkh8s

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

⁦@SheaSerrano⁩ 1000% will get it https://t.co/vkcjlft1ar

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

I really do be havin the best of intentions with my leftovers, I really do, but sometimes them tacos just ain’t taco’n the same on day 2 b🤷‍♂️

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

@jeremytache Twitter needs a sarcasm font

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

@jeremytache Go lay some brick crybaby

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

They said Maxx Crosby blew Black N Mild smoke in Eric Decosta’s face

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

@espn glad to see @JalenRose out there again, keep em comin!

[Jonathan Zaslow @ZaslowShow]

One of the great, feel good moments in all of sports: Handing the trophy first to the owner, who no one knows or cares about. Goosebumps.

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

⁦@LeBatardShow⁩ ⁦@__ChrisCote⁩ got got https://t.co/He7SF80NVg

[Rascal P. Stephens @isaacfields2323]

@YetiBlanc_ @ZaslowShow You know about that Sprecher Maple Root Beer they sell at the CrackerBarrel general store? The BEST!