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[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

BRO WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

LFG!!!! Welcome To The Darkside Brother 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @fernandomendoza

[JT The Brick @JTTheBrick]

You have to be pretty stupid and ignorant to think that Eric DeCosta thought he could sign BOTH Maxx Crosby and
Trey Hendrickson in free agency.
What a terrible fabrication.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Maxx Crosby is eight weeks from having meniscus surgery and got off crutches only last week. He is on schedule, and they are working to get him ready for the regular-season opener.

Here is what Crosby’s knee surgeon, Dr. Neal ElAttrache, said to ESPN this morning: 

“Maxx Crosby is doing very well in the early part of his rehab and recovery from surgery to treat a significant meniscus tear and the related stress injury to the bone and cartilage in his knee. He is certainly on track in his planned program….he feels very well and is already much improved compared to before surgery. 

“We truly respect the work of the Ravens staff with Maxx regarding the contract physical exam. We also understand the challenge the staff faces when tasked to provide a future risk assessment based on an evaluation early in the recovery process. This is especially challenging when dealing with an elite player like Maxx considering the level of commitment necessary for a team to obtain him. The timing of this assessment is unfortunate because the apparent risk will lessen as his recovery progresses and his return to performance over the next few months becomes clear.  

“At this point, Max is doing 
an excellent job attacking his rehab and his knee is responding very well. We look forward to Maxx returning to his elite level of performance this season as planned and for several more to come.”

[Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora]

Trey Hendrickson has more medical red flags than Maxx Crosby. He can't play the run or rush the passer like Maxx Crosby ... But the Ravens get to the keep their picks. What really went on here?
https://t.co/ENin2CrJdM

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

the Ravens had buyer's remorse over trading 2 first-round picks (something they've never done before) for Maxx Crosby plus his $65M in cap hits the next 2 years...

they saw Trey Hendrickson's asking price fall after he couldn't agree to a deal in the first 2 days of legal tampering...

of course Crosby wasn't 100%, but they knew that already and realized they could pay less, give up zero draft capital and still get EDGE Trey Hendrickson...so they used the opportunity to get out using a failed physical

a conspiracy theorist's dream

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Raiders’ additions today:

🏈C Tyler Linderbaum: 3-years, $81M
🏈LB Quay Walker: 3-years, $40.5M
🏈LB Nakobe Dean: 3-years, $36M
🏈WR Jalen Nailor: 3-years, $35M
🏈Kwity Paye: 3-years, $48M
🏈CB Eric Stokes: 3-years, $30M
🏈DE Malcolm Koonce: 1-year, $11M
🏈Trade for CB Taron Johnson

[Raider Posts @RaiderPosts]

When my friend brings up the Crosby trade.

[. @bigcory00]

This ain’t bad as Mack was. I was ready this time 😂

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

In 40 years, it had never rained during the Super Bowl. On the day of 41st the heavens opened up and poured down hard.

Because everything on the stage were live instruments and the stage floor was slick with water for he and his dancers, they asked Prince what did he want to do about the performance.

Prince replied, “can you make it rain harder?”

Long live Prince. The greatest halftime performance in Super Bowl history.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Congrats to Fernando Mendoza ... nice memorized, rehearsed speech ... but Diego Pavia deserved this award for his performance on the field, even if his swagger and edge rubbed some voters and viewers the wrong way.

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Congratulations to Fernando Mendoza.

24th in passing yards IN THE COUNTRY.

ONE game with over 300 yards passing.

COMEBACK VICTORY over 3-6 Penn State.

Truly REDEFINED what it means to win the Heisman Trophy!

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

Y’all know what to do. Vote for your guy

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #DiegoPavia

[Newt Scamander @IsaacInReverse]

Lions are getting hosed man, @NFL fix this

[Newt Scamander @IsaacInReverse]

@SwiftYouTube_ Jacoby Ford

[Newt Scamander @IsaacInReverse]

@AyyoRaya You are a thot tho

[Newt Scamander @IsaacInReverse]

@FatPerez33 he did it👀

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Don't sleep on these Luke Kwon highlights 😴

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

The worst call in NFL history just happened in Philly

Jalen Hurts fumbled that ball.