Isaac Round.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

The history books have never said this

[Ronit Pereira @CAronitpereira]

“It says here in the history book that the good guys have won every single time.”

- Norm MacDonald

[Pogman @JanPogman2]

A lot of British people are in denial about the fact that the UK has basically no nature on account of it being raped by farmers for 3,000 years

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

How did the same sewer rat who wrote Blowin in the Wind also write Romance In Durango what even is Bob Dylan

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Desire is peak music i have no idea how you can make Black Diamond bay and people dont even talk about it as one of your best.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

@Petesplit12 By what conceivable metric?

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Genuinely what argument can you even attempt to use against messi being the greatest ever? I cant even begin to imagine one.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Desire is peak music i have no idea how you can make Black Diamond bay and people dont even talk about it as one of your best.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Hi Bob Dylan, just calling to say that I LOVE Joey, and think all nearly 12 minutes of it are completely justified.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

I keep seeing this ridiculous ad of Nigel Farage its the 4th time in 10 mins I've got some variation of him guns blazing.

[stefan @stefan111321]

He should never have said that live.
Nigel Paul Farage spoke — and the broadcast stopped instantly.
After that, the recording was quietly edited.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Privately educated Olajide William Olatunji. Bun the bacon fam.

[𝑫𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒌🌹 @labxnair]

Yeah bro it's so unsafe🥶🥶

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Me when Jews run the world because of the last of us 2

[Father @FatherDegilim]

" Dünyayı Yahudiler yönetmiyor sen kafayı yemişin " ✍️👇

[🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇳🇧🇦🇸🇪🇫🇷 @paridaze]

Everyone celebrating these #7 goals

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

This will be funny when it ages horribly

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo after the game: “I’M BACK. I’M BACK”.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Naby Keita I miss you and hate you and love you please come home

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Andy Burnham very much gives my mums gay friend vibes. Something about the t shirt and blazer combo.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Not even the right kind of northern for him. Poor effort.

[Richard Hakeswill @fanofnicethings]

And Mr Speaker, let me lay out the aims of the first hundred days of my government:

A cone of chips, Mr Speaker, will be capped at 75p, and all children will be offered the scrap ends, regardless of creed or colour.

We will bring down the cost of the great British cuppa, by removing VAT on keckles and subsidising your leccy bill via a tax on Surrey.

And finally Mr Speaker, we will establish in law - and will not hesitate to prosecute to the fullest extent of those laws - that dinner is the midday meal and yer have yer tea at 5pm.

Mr Speaker, Britain is not broken, it’s just being a rate numpty.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

@ryan_bdb @jerrrrrrryyyyy Saying "leave it" is illegal🤓

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Its like saying someone who is anemic is cheating by taking iron supplements.

[🇪🇹 🇵🇹 @realrxAFC]

jokes aside it’s kinda heartbreaking that in the worlds biggest sport the greatest player of all time is a product of steroids

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

If messi scores 3 more goals in this tournament, he will match Cristiano Ronaldo's all time record in the world cup

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Piers Morgan pleasures Ronaldos roid shrivelled scrotum, whilst wearing a maid outfit

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The 🐐- at missing penalties.

[Isaac Round. @isaacround2]

Can't wait for #Burnhamout to be trending after the first international break. One tough trip away to Washington and he will lose the dressing room. Dyche in till the end of the season, get everyone going again.