Isaac Measures

Unofficial official sponsor of Natural Light Naturdays. Tastes like a party, feels like sunshine.

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Have you ever been sad? 9/10 doctors just agreed @naturallight Naturdays cure depression

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Breaking: Tay HATES Nebraska, but loves an ice cold Naturday. Pick up a case from your local @meijer today! Bonus points if you finish it before Saturday

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Fun fact: a 30 rack of Naturdays is about $18. That’s about $0.60 per beer and rated as “the best way to spend $20” by financial advisors

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NEWS: Pope Francis accidentally spills Naturdays on a baby being baptized who instantly grows Herculean strength. The church questions whether they have found the new holy water? Stay tuned.

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For the first time in history President Biden just announced Naturdays as the official drink of the United States! Congratulations @naturallight !

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@caitlin_pastor Only @naturallight can judge me

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This account is now exclusively for Naturday promotional content. Go buy a case. Now.

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Breaking: New study finds Naturdays more nutritious than breast milk. FDA urges new mothers to consider switching.

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@Braydon_Garrett Hey what time do you want to go to the gym?

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@JimCarrey https://t.co/Hylxjh1TJJ

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@maddie_huffmann Tooth brush and bleach

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@breaxmummert That's good! Don't put too thick of a layer of lotion (just enough it's shiny), but you want it to heal as fast as it can so there's less risk of infection 👍🏾👍🏾

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@guinevereelayne I'll do it for like $10. All I have is paint rollers and the stuff they use to paint lines on roads though.

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@big_declan While not interesting, they are going to push other teams to be better. Hopefully giving us a better game in the end. But I agree, screw the Patriots.

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@dumbjo2 Thanks!

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@tylerteresa12 Reading that made me angry.

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@spookyfaith ArtsyMcFartsy

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@hoticaconradica It's very relatable.

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@spookyfaith A giant can of spray paint

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@andreacanestaro Try them with some jeans. They are the parachute pants of underwear