When Manchester United sign a player, the player never, ever brings up City. They don't need to.
When City signs a player, they need to talk about Manchester United & bring them into the conversation. Cook the books, buy success, cheat your way through two decades, it doesn't buy prestige, history or class.
Congrats on the £116m & £300k+ per week wages. An eye watering total package of £200m+ plus bonuses.