isabel 🐌☕️

do anything that will make you laugh

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

just walked in on my roommate googling ‘ethical ways to stab a horse’ ?

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

Behind every trans guy is the lesbian they used to be

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

the lesbian girl to bisexual transmasc pipeline needs to be studied

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

when the ass is fat but the heart is fatter

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

omg did yall hear about this 😲

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

absolutely gulping this shit down call that chugging dick

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

i hope to god that all of the people out on the street are having A Good One

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

if i ever meet an angel the first thing im gonna do is ask if im allowed to be afraid cus i don’t wanna get in trouble

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

with what ass?

[alex @letterstosonya]

might do some twerking later #knicks

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

why should workers have to stay past the store closes.. there’s no more customerce…

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Juggles the clown [bear].
Birthday: October 9, 2004.
“Who has a big, red, funny nose ?
And floppy shoes upon his toes ?
A squirting flower ? A spinning tie ?
It’s a friendly clown, here to say, ‘HI’ !”

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

@marissical you can def say it on the 3rd date but you don’t have to elaborate and then they can just loosely know “insane mom” and then when you’ve REALLY got ‘em you can get into it with more details

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

@marissical I do it on the first date because I want everyone to know everything about me. on my first date with my bf I showed him my list of everywhere I’ve ever lived

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

@maianunez_ This is great because it’s not in any way a joke. If you’re here you WILL watch these and that is a threat

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

@michrose240 You were aware of my stance

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

Adding mine to the mix

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

Saw something earlier about the last text you sent being the title of your book. May I present to you, “Michael Kors Would Call You A Pathetic Hooker”

[isabel 🐌☕️ @isaballofjoy]

grandmas when they go into a bathroom that isn’t beach or nautical themed