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All I want to be is good and stupid

[pop culture 2000s @Y2KPopCulture]

@lohanisgod Call off your techno-boy-toy or I tell the cops what your mom keeps in the lasagna box.

[isab @isabeastman]

had a dream Ben affleck was my therapist and he didn’t validate me whatsoever and instead made me have a session in an empty Fenway park …. I woke up sooooo mad

[isab @isabeastman]

need to do a jigsaw puzzle IMMEDIATELY

[rebecca @babyybeckz]

Twitter is healthy because its reading

[isab @isabeastman]

@madsbrummett she said “I didn’t know you lived in London”

[isab @isabeastman]

perhaps the biggest blow to my ego since moving to the west has been meeting one person who’s never heard of New England and another person who thought Massachusetts was located in the Midwest

[isab @isabeastman]

@AmeliaWilkysun literally our journalistic duty is to inform our peers

[isab @isabeastman]

my barista coworkers found out about Biden from me finding out from pop base on my lunch break …. Gen Z core

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Joe Biden announces he’s dropping out of the Presidential race.

[isab @isabeastman]

you may not know this…but every good playlist includes Girl Almighty

[isab @isabeastman]

last day of year 1 :’)

sleepy and creative and content!

[isab @isabeastman]

the Notes app used to be in comic sans…. we did not know how good we had it

[isab @isabeastman]

Hanna thinks Travis Kelce’s style is “signaling the end of the empire”

[isab @isabeastman]

just realized school ends in 2 weeks and I’m going to spend my summer working at cafe/writing on a lake in Oregon/walking to the French bistro in my neighborhood to read my book, drink cocktails, and eat crème brûlée alone

[isab @isabeastman]

@beefungus life is giving me such small and random gifts….what does it mean if a man comes up into the cafe wearing crocheted chainmail and asks if I’d rather fight a shark or a crocodile?

[isab @isabeastman]

all I did this weekend was work at coffee shop, meet a cool author, get my book signed, eat prosciutto, drink matcha, and find out my coworker has a second job as a gravedigger

[isab @isabeastman]

this week I watched on Instagram as three of my history professors from undergrad were arrested protecting students 🙃 because they understand history!

[billy @billyjoebaldwin]

Not only is this untrue but also mocking people for not knowing world history when you're a part of the system that defunds schools and impoverishes teachers is diabolical

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

As night falls and waking up at 5 AM, flying to New York and 8 hours of street reporting non-stop catches up with me, I am about to leave this party and let these young ppl who welcomed me into their space carry on. But first, some final thoughts…

[laura @gleeklqura]

why is he kurt hummel coded here

[isab @isabeastman]

RIP elizabeth holmes you would’ve loved chappell roan

[isab @isabeastman]

just lowered the shades to my grad school office in order to eat my lunch (smoothie) and have a dance party …. I am her