drIZZY

NJ • ‘22

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[drIZZY @isabel__davis]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 27 May 2013 (via @twi_age).

[drIZZY @isabel__davis]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 27 May 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

HUGE thank you to the Alpha Delta Pi sorority for these refreshments to help keep our officers hydrated and fed.

[drIZZY @isabel__davis]

@abigailgaley @twi_age That’s so embarrassing. 😭😂 but thank you <3 xD

[drIZZY @isabel__davis]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 27 May 2013 (via @twi_age).

[drIZZY @isabel__davis]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 27 May 2013 (via @twi_age).

[*satch flipped it* @satchflippedit]

they don’t even respond to my emails and i’m supposed to take ONLINE CLASSES????????

[New Jersey @NJGov]

heavy is the head that wears the crown

#nationalpizzaday

[New Jersey @NJGov]

open for 232 years 😎

[New Jersey @NJGov]

What if New Jersey did a yearly wrap up like Spotify

This year you:
🍕Ate 327 slices of pizza
🚙Cut off 75 drivers
🥞Went to a diner 12 times at 2 am
⛽️Pumped your own gas 0 times
😡Lost 4 friends from the pork roll/taylor ham debate
🌊Went DTS 32 times

This is a big deal!

[jk @bangtankor]

the world should see this. twitter do your thing.

[drIZZY @isabel__davis]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 27 May 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Jonathan Danilich @jdanilich]

Nobody:

People from New Jersey when they're driving out of state:

[mad$ @madisonrosa_]

imagine pumping your own gas