isabel bayer

sayonara sammy

[isabel bayer @IsabelBayer3]

just watched inception for the first time and my takeaway is that inception is the turducken of dreams

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[Jum @JesterJum]

A Haiku about my life:

I am so tired
Where did all my money go
My back is hurting

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

The nation’s QB1.
#WeSayinHeisman

https://t.co/8E69w0Q7PH

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

His first love.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

KKKKNNNNNIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSS

[໊ @sonohoor]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you’d think that i’d go to bed earlier

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

A HOLDING CALL ‼️ A HOLDING CALL ‼️

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

LEGEND. @jacksawyer33

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

This moment between Ryan Day and Jack Sawyer ♥️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Grimace is on his way to Mets/Phillies today
@GottaBelievePod https://t.co/zMaxklHnO7

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Next stop: Mets-Willets Point 🟣

The Grimace train has arrived!

[TOGETHXR @togethxr]

UNDENIABLE 🏀

📸 @brilewerke

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important

[Jeremy Schneider @jeremyschneider.bsky.social @J_Schneider]

In North Jersey it’s a Taylor Quake. In South Jersey, it’s an earth roll.

[alexis kimberly @notsixela]

"who fried this rice?"

shrimp:

[NFL @NFL]

The Andy Reid Bowl.