it’s britney bitch

🌞

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Yo cuando accidentalmente abro un mensaje que estaba ignorando:

[eva @dollsnings]

the way this is so real

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when someone says I’ve lost weight

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[it’s britney bitch @isabelladavy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Someone I went to school with got married yesterday. I've just bought some popcorn for Love Island movie night so I can feel more involved

[BIG R 27 @yourboirhema]

my attitude is so fucking bad when im annoyed thats why i just stay quiet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[it’s britney bitch @isabelladavy]

2 x Finsbury park tickets for Sunday 5th July, £30 each

[m @lightnds]

when u finally start liking someone and decide to check his following and it looks like he does nails for living

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[joni ➰ @sosxctrl]

when you gotta make sure you’re actually seeing what you’re seeing 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my way to the kitchen for a snacky snack after after crying about being chunky

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me anytime someone think they can yell on MY PHONE:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I put music on so that I can clean but I start doing shit like this instead

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

"You smell good" and "your skin is so soft" are top tier compliments.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when i'm in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me i'm out of image uploads

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Accepting the fact that you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when someone says they notice my gym progress