𝙸 𝚜 𝚊 🌺

I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers

[𝙸 𝚜 𝚊 🌺 @isabelle_pilon]

I need to win the lottery this isn’t funny anymore

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“i literally told you yesterday”

Me:

[𝒛𝒂𝒉 @zaheerah_raja]

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Tired of everybody talkin bout everybody. Just smoke some weed and the chill.

[tatiana @thotjanas]

maybe i dont want to be an independent rich girlboss workaholic aunty i now want to be a stay at home pilates mentally stable housewife

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

sex?? in this city???

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

I have a premiere for a movie this week “THE LEGISLATIVE ACT OF MY PUSSY“ !!!!

[brooke @ladyefron]

Sorry I had to

[𝙸 𝚜 𝚊 🌺 @isabelle_pilon]

BWTHHYBL?

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me as soon as i get anywhere:

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Nobody warns about the hazards of reading at a young age.

I’ll be mispronouncing words like “haphazard”, “melancholy”, and “hors d'oeuvres” for the rest of my life.

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.