Isabelle

An unfortunate waste of productivity

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

i am re-reading through my tweets i find myself delightful

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

replace toilet with Fred Meyer, also Spokane

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Toilet {lying}: gee I sure hope nobody craps in me

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

Spokane

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

{2 seconds before firing a gun into the air}: I’m so bored

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I don’t care about what celebrities are doing. i do care about what they should be doing. They should be running. As fast as they can

[James @CaucasianJames]

clearing my mind before the weekend begins. my buddies deserve me at my best

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

girls will be like, “i love a man with style” and it will be avoidant attachment style

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

ladies and gentleman i have more vicarious trauma than ever before and i am still actively fighting my therapist on feeling real emotions so HERE I AM ON TWITTER AGAIN, this time MUCH funnier. and married. excellent.

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

@theghissilent @SolsticeWilson are you kidding me?? peak humanity

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

i am re-reading through my tweets i find myself delightful

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

it's high time i rediscovered this app

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

Grey’s Anatomy did not make the list of unhealthy coping mechanisms as defined by our HR so i would say i am doing quite well, thank you

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

@Isabelle-A-Breese #VenmoMe

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

Listening to Vampire Weekend and crying wbu

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

@sarahbuckston Misfortune at its finest :(

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

I ADORE pooping on a private floor in peace

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

I’m going to have a mental breakdown when the bathrooms on our floor get fixed

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

It’s a 32 oz Lotus kinda day

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

@Venmo I’d love to make my tuition on time 😍

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

@Venmo Please do

[Isabelle @isabellebreese]

Nothing quite like raw fish at 10am

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.