After high school it’s like life just flew by. Childhood felt slow. High school felt like forever. But adult life? Blink and 5 years passed. Blink again and it’s 10. Where did the time go?
A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.