isabelle

if i were off my rocker, would i take a weekly selfie with my cat? (she/her)

[isabelle @isabellecollum]

there’s a large possibility i’m depressed because my parents refused to buy me zoopals

[a dog named Bocephus @sauceisnice]

Relief from the “extreme heat warning” four hottest days in a row in years being provided by a fog of wildfire smoke so thick it literally blocks out the sun and actively poisons your body for every breath you take outside

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[amazingphil akgae @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

we need to start being meaner to people who defend having “outdoor” cats and i’m not joking

[lulli ☾ @idblockthesun]

yeah girl you should definitely watch noah kahan’s documentary if you have daddy issues i’m sure it will be such a normal and not at all emotionally wrecking experience

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[mellie @uhbucky]

listening to the new noah kahan album

[🇱🇧 @lebanesesami]

Today i apologized to my manager for having to take numerous phone calls from Lebanon because of the bombings and she said “omg who’s bombing them?”
This is the reality of living in the US. This is the ignorance of the American people

[tori @sourclois]

you seem pretty prone to procrastination for a girl so scared of failure

[swagapino 🍉 @stickseason]

guy who’s listened to 10 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to maine

guy who’s listened to 100 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to this demo on tik tok he posted five yrs ago

guy who’s listened to 1000 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to maine

[aCash @d_artox]

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

This is my Barbenheimer

#TheTraitorsUS #ThePitt

[isabelle @isabellecollum]

@hewsonsgirl me

[isabelle @isabellecollum]

@ysiromanceclub 29

[Keitu 🐓🍂🏚️ YAGA-Witches Witch? @Keitu4H]

Thiiiiiiiiiiisssss!!! They missed it.