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bob dylan isn’t real

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my head cannon is that everyone in stardew is irish

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i love christmas yes i made you this because i know you and i love you

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i wish i could blink like a lizard

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i think fidget spinners can make their comeback now

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play this video at my funeral
deadass

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has no one seen wall-e before

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using (: instead of :) is so wrong

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truffles taste like the smell on planes

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one second your eating old oreos
the next you world is collapsing

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me heart wants face piercing but my chakras won’t let me

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hearing a millennial say epic genuinely brings me a physical sadness

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i look like pete townsend and elijah wood’s hypothetical baby

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billy joel’s face does not match his voice
he’s such a little cutie he looks like he should be foraging for wild strawberries

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google+ and vine mentioned in my textbook 😭😂 ancient literature

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things i was craving this month:
-medieval feasts
-plain milk tea
-the smurfs
-pirate talk

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mourning the fact that my name isn’t mildred or patsy

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something about submarines

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why r pickle so good

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victorian girl summer

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yo la tengo concert smells like the dentist and a hamburger with minced onion