Ishank Gupta

Keen enthusiast of women’s footwear | Currently building City Footwear (leading footwear trader) | Shit posting about everything under the sun especially F1

[Ishank Gupta @isacwhat]

Every year like clockwork, the footwear market crashes in May-June-July. Sales drop to 40% of normal months. It’s the most brutal quarter — the whole market’s on its knees. Still surprises me how consistent this slump is. Anyone wanna guess the reasons?

[karu⁶³ @63nius]

wake up everyone new canada george clip dropped

[Śaciṣṭha @RiseBharata]

Still had the courage to fight a person with 4 power stones, never hesitated to die during major battles.

[Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy]

Our CEO called me in a rage because his Zoom calls kept dropping.

He said his video was freezing every 15 seconds and asked if we were under a DDoS attack.

We weren't under a DDoS attack.

I was manually throttling the executive Wi-Fi network down to 128 kilobits per second.

I told him we were suffering from acute packet fragmentation due to an outdated routing table.

I explained that the incoming data packets were colliding in the local cache and tearing each other apart.

He asked how long it would take to rebuild the routing table.

I told him the only way to stop the fragmentation was to authorize my pending $85K budget request for a new fiber-optic firewall.

That request had been sitting on his desk for 3 weeks.

He pulled it up on his iPad and signed it while still on the phone with me.

The second the DocuSign email hit my inbox, I removed the bandwidth cap.

His Zoom feed instantly snapped into pristine 4K resolution.

He audibly gasped and told me I was an absolute miracle worker.

I told him I had to manually reroute the packet streams through a secure secondary tunnel.

I used the phrase "dynamic latency overriding."

He sent an email to the entire company praising the IT department for our rapid crisis response.

The new firewall budget is actually going to be used to build a private Classic server for my World of Warcraft guild.

I don't solve problems.

I manufacture minor technological hostage situations.

Bandwidth is just leverage.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Italy’s credit market is backed by cheese and you’re surprised Europe is poor?

[PhD.in @stellanurheart]

george does not play about carmen

[Rajeev Mantri @RMantri]

My only worry is, his wholesale stupidity makes him relatable to a generation which is wholesomely stupid.

[India Plus @india_plus_]

"When reels replace textbooks & algorithms become teachers, an uninformed generation turns into a national security risk"

- Palki Sharma Upadhyay, Indian Journalist

[Prakash Dadlani @prakdadlani]

The biggest mistake first-time founders make:

They try to become manufacturers.

The best brands don't.

They partner with OEMs that already have the machines, engineers, certifications and supply chain.

You don't win because you own a factory.

You win because you own demand.

[Pulaski Wallpaper @Pulaxki]

Dropped!

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if your electronics bench is this neat and organized, youre not working on anything that matters

[lydia @lydsfilm]

“when you get to hades… tell sinon i gave you back your shame”

[Ishank Gupta @isacwhat]

@gussailsand @GabbbarSingh Studio is a great watch, hijack as well!

[Ishank Gupta @isacwhat]

@gussailsand @GabbbarSingh Apple tv make great shows then never tell anyone about it

[Sumit Behal @sumitkbehal]

Bisleri is selling 3 litre water for 54 INR
Bisleri is also selling 8 litre water for 80 INR

If you buy 10,000 units of 8 litres packs and sell them in units of 3 litres, you will end up making risk-free 13.45 lacs in 24 hours

This is how arbitrage trading works

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is now tracking to have the biggest domestic opening day OF ALL TIME with $167M+

(Source: Deadline)

[🪦 @aricolonthree]

passing the torch to miles would be sick but u cannot go yet big dawg

[Joe @hzjoe03]

Spider-Man is genuinely a bigger IP than the MCU this is actually insane

[Joel @vetzmovies]

Tom holland bout to get that RDJ paycheck for the next film bro

[zay dante @zaydante]

Tom Holland are you ready to be Spider-Man forever

[Arnav Gupta @championswimmer]

Apple chosing not to fund bottomless pits of AI capex but instead bottomless pits of sci-fi movies will be remembered as a hero of this era 🫡

Thank you Apple !