ISAIAH O

Media Practitioner @ Grace Radio Mbarara,Ug

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Abampurikiize muriire kurungi?

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History Now:...In the year 1300 BC, the Egyptians invaded Libya and defeated them. As proof to king Menephta who had sent them,the Egyptian soldiers brought back 13,000 penises of the soldiers they had killed... https://t.co/FGjsXaovh5

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Ndootsire omuhiigo guri Bukanga
Nibenda kukwiita, Kacerebembe
Ekibwa ky'abahiigi kinuukanuuka
Ekikoni ky'abahiigi kicwa omugongo

Ku ndiba nafiire, Kacerebembe
Orye obunyatsi nk'ente mujugira ngoma
Orengyeseho otwiizi iwe mwana wangye
Ebyo nibyo byorora efuuzi Kacerebembe.

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AutoCorrect.
You want to type something, it brings another.
She typed,"Isaiah orahi?"
And i wanted to reply, "Sweetheart Naataaha onshangye omuka"
The Auto thing typed,"Sweetheart Natasha onshangye omuka"
She is asking who Natasha is........I'm still explaining.

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SEX before Marriage is a sin.
In fact if I were God,the next people to create would receive private parts on their wedding day.
No wedding, No private parts.
Because if they have them early,they will misuse them.

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In early 90's Arsenal had a player called
John Dicks. He got injured in one match and Newspapers wrote 'Arsenal to play without Dicks' The coach was furious and told the Papers to write it as 'Arsenal to play... https://t.co/T5WkiW4v5Y

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When you visit a girl and leave your shoes outside,then she takes 'em inside, especially behind the door, just know she doesn't trust her neighbours. Relax,your shoes are now safe.

_Understood?

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Behind every Beautiful Woman, there's a Man wasting his time.

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Lwali Lumu nga Bbiri.....

Mama nantuma mu katale....

Nensangayo akawala.....

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Hatsigara Valentine's Day

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Pic 1 1999
Pic 2 2019
Predict 2020

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E'shi Yesu oba amate!

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...of his power does not early....

Hi Arsenal..

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The president will address the nation on Tuesday at 03 pm.

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The Fine Art teacher instructed his class to draw a cow eating grass.All students tried except Nyakato the girl from Bukanga,who left the paper blank.
Teacher: Where is the grass?
Nyakato: The cow has eaten it... https://t.co/qFkSa9RuwC

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Still wondering why people on Facebook are quite today?
Didn't your elders tell you that A Dog with a bone in its mouth cannot back!

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Eipapari ryahika aha mutwaro
Omutwaro omurundi gumwe...
Emirundi ebiri...
Emirundi ebiri nekicweeka...
Emiruuundiii.....

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If I use a toothpick after eating meat,should I throw away the meat particles or swallow them?.....

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"Kwonka Mbarara nakatauni ka story"
Says a villager from Sheema,living in Kampala,who has just come for xmas

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Joel & Fina were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night. Joel grabs Fina's hands, draws her close to him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You know I so much love you. There's no one here. It's just us.... https://t.co/xEjxepDk0E