Alejandro

yeah, like Lady Gaga's song.
follow me y'all

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

Do you ever just lay in bed and think "what the fuck am i doing with my life"

[Melkor N Ackerman ⚔️ @MelkorPxP]

En España últimamente revelan cantidad de nuevos Pokémon de Paldea 🤣

El becario del medio por favor que visite Pokéxperto un poco antes de publicar cosas que hagan reír a los demás 🙂

[vei @veidaaaaa]

@CervezaTecate Quiero ir al #TecateSonoro con @Matt_8a para ver a @IamSiddhartha

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

When Agatha revealed herself but we knew all along

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

Agatha Harkness be like:

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

This is actually adorable as fuck. Looks like the ending of some movie 😍

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

I'm already stanning Iman Vellani

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

I was NOT expecting that 😂

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

Blackpink in your motherfuckin' areaaa!

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

My plans: 2020:

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

Me returning to society when the coronavirus crisis is over

https://t.co/f2LVkSbdr3

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

This tiktok has a better love story than Twilight

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

@antoniodelotero @kvngbr We want an onlyfans please

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

Coronavirus when your city goes into lockdown: https://t.co/WjSomtRV52

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

I'm so anxious about the coronavirus. It all happened so quickly. It's kinda surreal. I'm secretly hoping for some Black Mirror-esque plot twist, like some kind mass prank or some announcement that the simulation got out of hand and they're waking us up now.

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

Me trying to get away from bad situations and always ending up in the same place

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My anxiety 5 minutes after I go to bed to try to sleep:

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

Song lyrics that saved your life.
I'll start:

"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH, rum pum pum pum pum pum pum" - Kill This Love, by Blackpink

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

Me 20 seconds after making sure the stove is turned off for the third time #OCD

[Alejandro @isalejandrookay]

mom: so if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?

me: