*creation of the kangaroo*
God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that
Angel 1: What if it could carry it’s offspring with it for protection
God: Okay that’s kind of weak Sharon but we’ll add it
Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you
God: There it is
I love when people subtly change the ambient music in their store to the Hannah Montana theme song when I walk in. It will never get old. Seriously, please never stop. Really. I love it. I always find it funny. I’ll come back to your store all the time. Like. All the time.